Dad-jokes are funny because they’re unfunny but in a very particular way. This phenomena’s gonna keep philosophers busy for a while but cracking is free of cost. So in the meantime, enjoy our list of 43 dumb jokes to make put a smile on your little ones’ faces.
While you’re perfecting your eye-rollers, you can start swapping jokes with your kids to get them primed for the time you deliver a real Dad Doozy.
Here, we’ve listed 43 admittedly dumb jokes, but nothing too painful. Because making your kid laugh – might just make your whole day.
STUPID JOKES
Think of these like the snowball at the top of the hill. You’re really just getting the ball rolling, and delivering these will inspire your kid to one-up you. Quickly. And thankfully.
Because it would crack up
A bald eagle
Dill with it.
It wasn’t peeling well.
Nothing. Broccoli can’t talk.
He ran out of juice.
A thesaurus.
Because it has no feet.
STUPID FUNNY JOKES
Have you hit that magic joke that your child loves so much, they repeat it all the time? Like back-to-back? The entire evening? Fun! Here’s some fresh material:
Three blind mice.
You have a good point.
Why are you stalking me?
He wouldn’t stop horsing around.
Nah, it’s over your head.
LAME JOKES
At no point did I promise you these were winners. These jokes, dear reader, fall in the eye-roller category. Hang in there – your kid will love it.
A newspaper.
An investi-gator.
Don’t take me for granite.
It had great views, but there wasn’t much atmosphere.
When he starts coffin.
Because she ran out of patients.
It had too many problems.
Because it kept repeating everything.
Because nothing gets under their skin.
JOKES SO DUMB THEY’RE FUNNY
By now, I hope you and your kids are deep into a joke battle. They may be doing better than you, and that’s your own cross to bear. They’ll also likely end up taller than you too. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
She’ll Let It Go.
When it’s dead.
They’re full of tricky questions.
Because they have so many fans.